Things that most folks don't find funny.

Jokes about ...

• the crucifixion
• Japanese ritual suicide
• Nazi concentration camps
• muscular dystrophy
• decaying family members
• hit-and-run drunk driving
• violent, repetitive rape
• drug overdose
• slow castration by blind dentists
• major space program disasters
• bloodsucking parasites with no sense of humor
• creative road kills
• your sister slashing her wrists
• fully automatic McDonald's shootings
• Vietnam vets
• birth defects
• full frontal lobotomy patients (don't worry - they won't be offended)
• mental health institutions
• Grandpa's Alzheimer's
• gaping, sucking chest wounds
• your 5-year-old daughter's sex life with her Uncle Bob
• fetal alcohol syndrome
• your son's fatal car wreck
• oregano
• heart attacks during masturbation
• electroshock therapy on fetuses
• your most recent abortion
• invasions of American soil
• gruesome deaths of popular entertainers
• sexual deviance in the Postal Service
• gross errors during major surgery
• children with third degree burns over 95% of their bodies
• psoriasis of the transvexed colon
• escape of eye fluids after the insertion of a white-hot needle
• depressed, antisocial lesbians in wheelchairs
• continental drift as it relates to Catholicism
• animals who habitually eat their young

This list was written in a fit of screaming boredom in an Abnormal Psychology class a few summers ago. Most of the straightforwardly offensive ones (like "violent, repetitive rape") were thought up by the untamed librarian Jana Herd, and the sincerely non-standard ones (like "oregano" and "slow castration by blind dentists") were made up by me.

This list was formatted into HTML by Woody Hanscom, and therefore I must give him credit for first thinking of putting it here. Now, if only I can convince him to put a link to it from his own home page to get my page-hits up ... (wink)

This list has been floating around uncredited for a long time, but this is the one-and-only original, so if you have this on your page, you might consider linking to this one as a reference.

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