Tiger99's Official
Club
If you have been fortunate enough to
make my gank list, then you probably already know you are special to
me in some way........most likely you have done something that has
pissed me off ..........but made me laugh too.........not everyone I
love will make this list and it only applies to my IRC buddies. So
sit back.....get to know my friends .........get to know what I like
and dislike.............get to know how easy it is to piss me
off...............
The first Gank list
inductee:
Hacker just has to
breathe to piss me off most of the time.............he is a spaz and
the official role model for the gank club..............his temper
pops in a flash and he is a smart ass most of the time. Hacker is
well loved by me despite his smart ass attitude...............because
he is also there for me any time I need a friend. Hacker is also
known as Josh, Joshy, Wacker, Gacker.......what ever else we deem to
call him at any given time. He is the king of ganks!
By now you are probably
wondering what a gank really is.......well....a gank is a
gank.......like water is water.... or feh is feh....gank just
is...............
Next to join is one of
the biggest butt heads you could ever meet:
Ahhhhhhh....now we have
chage. He no longer speaks to me because of his stupidity. Could he
please scan someones computer, go into their personal files, make
light of it on IRC...then use the excuse it was better that *he* did
it and not someone else.......*sigh* ........he is the gank of ganks.
He also HATES being called a gank so that makes this all the more
funny. Chage is an asshole true and true......but he is also a good
guy when he is not battling his hormonal mood swings. Alas we miss
the idiot but he is too busy hanging with what used to be his most
hated enemy. yep....gank boy true and true.
*update*
Chage did come back to
us for a brief period of time........then disappeared in a puff of
smoke with an email commentary about why he should not be on this
list, only proving he's a shoe in for gank of the year!!
Now we introduce the
first official gank woman...it just happens to be my sister..how
lucky to have the official title as *first*
Joy is the queen of
gankdom.......shes a moana......shes a whiner......she is really
quite a bitch on her bad days. What could my sister have possibly
done to get here...........why she was born of course. You see before
she came along....I was the baby.....I was daddy's girl.......I got
all the attention...I was the ONLY girl...then she had to come along
and breathe and everything. So for just being born she gets the
title. Hey sister you know you love me.......its in the bag beech. So
whadda ya gonna do huh??? Not eat the Jam........sure sure....get a
job!! WHATEVER
Next in line for
the official Gank award.....another woman *gasp*
Egads...what on earth
got Kitty to the gank club????? Shes an evil woman much like me. She
can piss a person off just by saying hi ...Its all an attitude.
Attitude is what it takes to make it here....pure evil if you will.
KittyCat has a tendency to say what she thinks...before she thinks it
and then expects us to understand its just her... She can stop an
active channel at the drop of a hat. Kitty is also a nymphomaniac.
She thinks 2 days with out is a LONG time.........I myself think 2
months isnt long enough :) Anyway Ms. Kitty Im sure this will get yer
ass in an uproar.......HA! .......you go girl.
Still not sure what a
gank is??? Well its like up and down.......or wind and rain....it
just is.........Gank is Gank! ...Damn it man dont you get
it?
Now you are probably
asking yourself about right now Weird what exactly you did to make it
to the gank page .......Well lets see, ya pissed me off! DOH but you
knew that. Anyway......There is a bit of a fued going on between a
couple of the users on our lovely network...they seem to enjoy
baiting each other to get a reaction. They are damn good at it too if
ya ask me.....They use there comments like little throwing
stones........yeah yeah.....watch yer cussin in #camelot ya big
buffoon....yeah right: Fuh King Weird.......no personal attack
intended but taken just the same....Im sure....Its official...Weird
is now a gank. HAHAHA we love ya babe. Do you feel special??? ya
should!
And on to our latest
inductee.......................
I have added Lady`Ice to my page today
as the latest female inductee because ......well Eve is a gank. Eve
is one of those people that is so confusing to understand that
eventually you just stop trying to and just accept that when she is
ready to talk to you....well she does. Its one of those situations
that as long as its something she wishes to deal with, she does right
away...but god forbid you ASK her to make a decision or need an
answer, she totally ignores you then bitches when you make a decision
yourself.........its a pitty potty thing I guess.......so here's some
TP Icey, wipe yer ass, get off the pitty potty and accept those
things you cannot change. HAHAHAHAHA....................
***********************************************************************************
Well here we
go.............yet another inductee in the gank hall of fame. If you
are still not sure what a gank is......tough shit!!
************************************************************************************
What makes Warren a
gank, is his ability to take credit where credit is NOT
due.......be sure Lord`Waz... to steal the ideas of other creators
and call them your own. Its called a pattern Lordy Boy are you
following it? #AussiePlub......CastleNet.Org ....THEY WERE NOT YOUR CREATION remember. Geesh get over Eve's over
inflated ego please. Warrens other major gankish behavior is his
ability to use the words "security risk" in every sentence he speaks.
Security risk this asshole.............. Then of course there is the
'victim' syndrome. Not to mention the fact that he called me a
liar.........I had receipts you idiots. WTF did you THINK internic
would say??? Oh... sorry ma'am even though you have paid for it for
the last 5 years, we will allow some loser in .AU to have it instead.
NOT......you created your own misery by not keeping your promises
dork ...so here you are ..ON
THE GANK PAGE. So Warren take
your "well greased machine" (that you probably stole from someone
else) and drive it straight to hell! Hacker wanted me to mention how
whipped he is.......but I wont do that.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
and the new gank of the
month is::::::::
The worst boss on the
face of the planet. Welcome to the club Dennis. You are quite
possibly the best GANK ever. Short little wop boy with an ego as big
as the moon. HAHA I may be fat mister but you are ugly. I can lose
weight but you will be ugly forever. Well now that I have that off my
chest, I must say that Dennis is the biggest Jerk Off I have ever
known. This guy is an attorney that NEVER WINS a case....why you ask?
Because he is full of himself. He judges people by their looks. If
you are cute, he will work hard for you, if you are ugly (what he
thinks is ugly) He wont give a flying shit about you but he will take
your money and smile the whole time...but because he is SUCH A JERK,
he loses every case. He thinks hes ALL THAT when in reality he AINT
NUTHIN...so Dennis, I will just keep pissin' in yer wheaties every
morning and ruin your days and leave smiling because of it!! Here is
to your short little self (picture the bird flying here)
To Be
Continued...............
tigers
page