From schumacher@w-link.net Mon Dec 20 06:45:07 1999
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 01:41:19 -0800
From: John Christian Schumacher <schumacher@w-link.net
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 Subject:     A Test to be a "Professional"
  
  
Please see if you are smart enough to be a professional.
The following 4 question quiz will tell if you are qualified to be
a professional.
  
According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, about 90% of the
professionals that take this exam have failed. Read the question,
make your answer and then scroll down for the answer of that
question.
  
The questions are not that difficult.
  
No cheating please.
  
    Okay ... here we go Question #1:
  
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
  
  
  
  
  
  
The Correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.
Simple enough?
This question tests whether you are doing simple tasks in a
complicated
way.
  
  
Question 2:

2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
  
  
  
  
  
  
Answer to #2----
  
If you said: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and
close the refrigerator door...YOU ARE WRONG!
  
The correct answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and
close the refrigerator door.
This question test your prudence.
  
  
 Question 3:
  
  
3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
      All the animals attend, except one.
      Which animal does not attend?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

Answer to #3:
  
 The correct answer: The Elephant.
Why? The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
The question tests whether you have comprehensive thinking.
  
  
 Okay.
If you did not answer correctly the last 3 questions, this one may
be your last chance to testify your qualifications to be a
      professional.
  
  
Question 4:
  
  
4. There is a river, which is habituated by crocodiles.
     How do you manage to cross the river?
  
  

  Think.....
  
  
THINK!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Correct Answer:
  
Simply swim through it to the other side.
All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting.