If you are easily offended, stop here while you're ahead.

Indulge in a bit of nostalgia for a moment.

Remember hangin' out on UAA's VAX before it was CWolf...
before it was Orion...
back when it was ... ACAD2?

Remember UACN mail?
Remember randomizing your banner?
Remember getting accounts at all three campuses?
Remember the IRN?
Remember when there was no Web, and "the Internet" meant BITNET?

Remember when you could see everyone's custom process names?

No, I didn't think so.

But if you did, you might think that this was funny.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the node ...
dredged from my humor archives, here are ...

THE TOP ONE HUNDRED PROCESS NAMES YOU SHOULDN'T USE

(from December 4th, 1992)

16 Sexy &Single   9 is Too Old      Adolf Hitler      AIDS by Noon
alt.sex.solo      Anal Intruder     Big Pink Dildo    Big Yak Pudding
Boring and Dull   Bucket O' Snot    Buy Drugs Here    Candied Roaches
Carpal Tunnel     Child Molester    Cleveland         Coke Fiend
Dave Bowman       Death Fetish      Denture Wearer    Double Amputee
Dumb and Drunk    Eat da homeless   Email me          Enormous Cock
Ernest Borgnine   Ethnic Cleansin   Eyeball Peeler    Facial Tic
Fat Ugly MUDder   Festering Sores   Finger Me         Flense Me
Gangrene Eater    Getting Fisted    GizMort (tm)      God is Dead
HAL 9000          Hamster Hung      Hide the Weasel   HolyGrail Sucks
Horny fr Hippos   Hunter            Hydroencephaly    I Can Hack Mail
I Chug Pus        I Have No Life    I Have No Teeth   I like Pascal
I Raped My Mom    I Shoot Puppies   I smell fish...   I solved ZorkII
I'll Disuser U    I'm a Lawyer      Intestinal Flu    Itchy Rash
Jaeger            Josef Mengele     Julio Iglesias    Just Say NO
Kill the Prez     Kinda Fucked Up   Long Leg Hair     Mac User
Marcus Hess       MC SYSGEN         Meat Grinder      Mr. Foreskin
Mr. Oregano       Murderous Bigot   My ph# 338-0613   My PW: Horseman
Nice Doggie       Node Fixture      Nodies R Dicks    Not Very Smart
NSA Bites Hard    NUDE VAXER        On the Make       Pederastic Boy!
Pee on Me         Penis Envy        Pig Fucker        PinkFloyd Sucks
process name      Pull My Finger    Quarantined       Rancid Breath
Really Hard Up    Repulsive         Robert Bork       Scab Collector
See other proc    SET PRIV          Skunk Breath      Sleep w/me- $10
Snyder's a Putz   Spayed for Life   Sphincter Boy     Star Trek Sucks
Stuck tmy Chair   Surge Suppressr   Sweaty Palms      Telly Savalas
Terminal Acne     Thigh Master      To Jodie Foster   Toad Licker
Toe Jam Fetish    Torturing Rats    Weed Eater        Worse in Person
your name here    your username