#26 ACAD2A::FSTJF Wed 20 Oct 1993 20:18:03 ( 2/ 81) Subject: Re: IRN List Mail Poll um...howz about send any irn messages to my acad3 account instead of down here.. #27 ACAD2A::ASSRD Mon 25 Oct 1993 10:51:54 ( 6/ 350) From: Love hurts, buy Band-Aids. Subject: Re: The IRN Answer, Volume 4, #2 I am the great Goddess from the Heavens. Worshipped and Adored by all men. (or at least the ones with good sense.) How do I know that this is so? Why, everyone knows that every year in the spring, dozens of handsome mortal men sacrifice themselves in praise and ecstasy of my name. WHOA, power trip. (Shake it off, Sheli.... It'll be okay.....) #29 ACAD2A::ASJWK2 Thu 02 Dec 1993 21:39:28 ( 13/ 730) From: The Judge Subject: A little Floyd, but mostly the IRN. Not breathing would be bad. Well, depending on your goals, that is. Who the hell do I think I am? I think I am the great-great-great-great grandfather of the man or woman (or maybe even hermaphrodite, although that might send the wrong impression of my genetic makeup to the casual observer out there) who will save the earth. And this time it will be good, it will be right, and no one will have to get nailed to anything. If that's too obscure for you, I can assure you that I am NOT the author of a REALLY bad story about a vampire cow that a friend(?) of mine sent me. If you would like a copy, I'd be happy to supply it, but I don't know why you would. I am also rambling, and so I will end this answer right here. #30 AXLAS@ORION Tue 11 Jan 1994 12:51:48 ( 11/ 260) T From: Leif Sawyer Subject: RE: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting From: AXLAS@ORION.A1M WOW! Fourteen kg of U-235? actually, i'm in the market for 233, but it'll decay.. $0.00 ==================== Attachment Text#1 RFC-822-headers ================= Received: by ORION.ALASKA.EDU (UACN MRDaemon, v5.98) Type 08; Tue, 11 Jan 1994 12:51:51 -0900 x_content_recipients: To: ORION::ASRDW1 #31 ORION::ASJWK2 Tue 11 Jan 1994 13:05:17 ( 8/ 403) From: The Judge Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Great! Sign me up for another year! Enclosed please find my subscription fee, remitted in a little known ancient Bavarian currency called the Grazeb-gino. In case you are unaware of the exchange rate, one Grazeb-gino is equal to $1.414213562. A ten Grazeb-gino note is equal to $95, and a one- hundred Grazeb-gino note trades on the current market for $8.26. Thank you, and goodnight. :*) Jesse #32 ORION::ASBWC Tue 11 Jan 1994 13:44:50 ( 3/ 117) From: Brady Clark - UAA Math/CS Dept. Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Can I have the Uranium anyway? Just have it sent to 1060 W. Addison, Chicago, Illinois. Consider this my reply!!! #33 ORION::FSSPR Tue 11 Jan 1994 14:05:59 ( 4/ 76) F From: Me Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting > Fourteen kilograms of uranium-235 Shouldn't that be fourteen kibograms? #34 ORION::ISPDS Tue 11 Jan 1994 14:16:34 ( 3/ 168) From: The fool of raven's green hallow Enclosed is my $0.00 subscription fee, as well as a $00000.00 donation to help cover expenses.... Send it all to me, I don't care if it arrives by Ramshackled sleigh. #35 ORION::ISDPO Tue 11 Jan 1994 14:19:32 ( 8/ 349) From: Caffiene Man Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Enclosed is my $0.00 renewal fee. Please sign me up for the New, Improved IRN. I'll take the last years issue, the special ascii pic, and the uranium-235 (I hear the North Koreans are paying top dollar for the stuff). Please refrain from sending the weightless, oderless tie-tack as I am fatally alergic to weightless, odorless objects. Thank you. #36 ORION::ASMEC Tue 11 Jan 1994 15:35:07 ( 13/ 109) From: Matt at UAA Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Sign ME up... Ohhhh I can't wait to get my tie tack...... Slobber...Drool Uranium, Myanium..... Matt #37 ORION::ASLJL Tue 11 Jan 1994 16:26:42 ( 6/ 215) From: The Lady Rhavyn Of The Art Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Renew me please, Yes I know I have no life. When can I have my book back? Or did you give it to me already. If I find out when Sevilla and Sam comeback do you want to create a group and meet them at the airport? #38 ORION::ASFJP Tue 11 Jan 1994 19:06:19 ( 3/ 8) From: Irrev. George W. Hayduke Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting fnord #39 ORION::ASBAM Tue 11 Jan 1994 19:20:11 ( 5/ 191) From: Mr. Wizard Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Please re-subscribe me. btw, you said 'replay' instead of 'reply' (at least, I assume that's what you meant to say). Dammit, I wanted that uranium! You shouldn't lead people on like that. #40 ORION::ASSBC Tue 11 Jan 1994 22:09:24 ( 9/ 266) From: Panda Kahn Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting I would like to re-up my subscription to the irn. Hey, here's a wierd question.......slams those who don't get it...funny... "When writting about yourself do yu hyphenate 'anal-retentive' or spell it as one word 'analretentive' or two words 'anal retentive'"? #41 ORION::ASTCR Wed 12 Jan 1994 08:48:00 ( 1/ 58) From: Happy holidays Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting I AM IN FOR THE NEXT SEMESTER of surprises. Thanks Royce. #42 ARIEL@DUCKMAIL.U* Tue 11 Jan 1994 17:06:57 ( 21/ 947) T From: ariel@duckmail.uoregon.edu Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting From: ariel@duckmail.uoregon.edu All right! I guess I'll renew. Obviously I can't be expected to pass up Uranium-235. Ariel ==================== Attachment Text#1 RFC-822-headers ================= Received: from duckmail.uoregon.edu by acad3.alaska.edu (PMDF V4.2-11 #3250) id <01H7KBBV6TYO8WWG9H@acad3.alaska.edu>; Tue, 11 Jan 1994 17:11:42 -900 Received: from DialupEudora (cisco-ts2.uoregon.edu [128.223.116.21]) by duckmail.uoregon.edu (8.6.4/8.6) with SMTP id SAA14224 for ; Tue, 11 Jan 1994 18:06:57 -0800 Date: Tue, 11 Jan 1994 18:06:57 +0100 From: ariel@duckmail.uoregon.edu Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting To: "Royce, UAA Amateur Consulting" Message-id: <199401120206.SAA14224@duckmail.uoregon.edu> X-Envelope-to: ASRDW1@acad2.alaska.edu Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT Received: by ORION.ALASKA.EDU (UACN MRDaemon, v5.98) Type 16; Wed, 12 Jan 1994 14:17:05 -0900 #43 JFALCON@NYX10.CS* Tue 11 Jan 1994 19:58:19 ( 33/ 1474) T From: jfalcon@nyx10.cs.du.edu Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting From: jfalcon@nyx10.cs.du.edu DAMMIT! I want MY URANIUM!!!!! I want to plug in my virtual tie-tack into it with about $20 stickks of dynamite and record the results of what happens first hand.... LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER...I was PROMISED some URANIUM! ==================== Attachment Text#1 RFC-822-headers ================= Received: from mordor.cs.du.edu by acad3.alaska.edu (PMDF V4.2-11 #3250) id <01H7KHCETAJ48X0NQC@acad3.alaska.edu>; Tue, 11 Jan 1994 20:03:56 -900 Received: from nyx10.cs.du.edu by mordor.cs.du.edu with SMTP id AA07678 (5.65c/IDA-1.4.4 for ); Tue, 11 Jan 1994 21:57:37 -0700 Received: by nyx10.cs.du.edu (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA07994; Tue, 11 Jan 94 21:58:20 MST Date: Tue, 11 Jan 1994 21:58:19 +0200 From: jfalcon@nyx10.cs.du.edu (The Electric Messiah) Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting In-reply-to: <01H7K2BZ8CEO8X0RXM@mr.alaska.edu> from "Royce, UAA Amateur Consulting" at Jan 11, 94 12:50:04 pm To: ASRDW1@acad2.alaska.edu (Royce, UAA Amateur Consulting) Message-id: <9401120458.AA07994@nyx10.cs.du.edu> X-Envelope-to: ASRDW1@acad2.alaska.edu MIME-version: 1.0 X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL21] Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University of Denver. The University has neither control over nor responsibility for the opinions or correct identity of users. Content-Length: 232 Received: by ORION.ALASKA.EDU (UACN MRDaemon, v5.98) Type 16; Wed, 12 Jan 1994 14:23:38 -0900 #44 ACAD3A::FSJJP Wed 12 Jan 1994 17:51:02 ( 2/ 59) From: Lord Corwin Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes sign me up #45 ACAD3A::ASRDR Thu 13 Jan 1994 03:40:24 ( 1/ 68) From: my moral standing is lying down Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Consider this an official subscription request for the IRN... #46 ORION::ASRST Thu 13 Jan 1994 11:42:30 ( 3/ 47) From: Salmon Eye Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting renew me... or else... or else I will LICK you #47 ORION::FSCLH Thu 13 Jan 1994 11:42:55 ( 3/ 53) From: a (bi)sexual innuendo Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting *laugh* ah royce, so good to see you back on line... #48 ORION::ASSLI Fri 14 Jan 1994 16:32:12 ( 2/ 61) From: The Lady in Waiting Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting yeah... sign me up.... *yawn*... *smiles!* :) #49 ORION::ASDYP Sat 15 Jan 1994 00:15:46 ( 5/ 325) From: Dave 'Philios' Prentice Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Uranium? Gee, who the heck wants that anyways? All thats good for is making low-grade fission bombs. I'd much rather have a few dozen kilos of plutonium, and maybe a decent stock of tritium to make a nice *second* stage for a hydrogen bommb. Gee, now wouldn't that be a kicker? Think you can spare some for me? *grin* #50 ORION::ASGAM Mon 17 Jan 1994 10:49:56 ( 7/ 233) From: Mee. Who else? Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting Ok, I guess you can renew my IRN subscription.... I guess I can put up with it for one more semester! When are you ever going to send me a PERSONAL e-mail message? Or a personal e-mail MASSAGE!?!?! :-) Talk to ya later, sexy... #51 ORION::ASCJB1 Tue 18 Jan 1994 14:43:57 ( 3/ 100) Subject: Re: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting HI long time no talk to you hope your doing o.k. Looking forward to your first irn addition Carrie #52 ORION::FSMLM2 Tue 18 Jan 1994 16:24:14 ( 29/ 1367) From: Rebelheart >>From: Royce, UAA Amateur Consulting >>Subject: IRN Pre-Semester Greeting >> >>Totally in contradiction to my basic nature, I am actually doing something >>EARLY this semester. Consider this your IRN subscription-renewal letter. >>In exchange for your subscription fee of $0.00, you will get: >> >>The last issue of last year's IRN (long-awaited and heckled-for) >>A special ASCII drawing (secret surprise!) >>A revolutionary new weightless, odorless, (and effectless) tie-tack >>Fourteen kilograms of uranium-235 >> >>So replay today! Operators are standing by ... somewhere else. >> >>I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE URANIUM, CAN'T ANYBODY TAKE A JOKE? Okay, Dearie, here's me dues fees.. Now don't be goin' and spendin' it all in one dadburn place, ya heeer? |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | | | I N R O Y C E W E T R U S T | | | | ZERO POINT ZERO ZERO ZERO POINT ZERO ZERO| | | | A D PLEBUM SOMTHINGUM THIS HERE BE | | A SEAL | |_____________________________________________________________________________|