From: Visualize Whirled Peas I would love to come to your party ROyce, but I will be a little late, i get off at 8:00, why.... hmmmmm, perhaps it is so I can see your beautiful shining face again... Wait I work with you that doesn;t work... hmmmm because I think it would be amusing... From: Rebelheart I would love to come to your party, but I cant. I have to work friday night Do Iwant to? yes.. why? so I can see the face to the person who has a fixation for my "underwear" as he phrases it ... as for me its my frilly bits From: ....FINGERS.... damn this thing is nice and shiny.... *click* From: Answers? What answers? well...i don't quite think i can come that far...i mean... think about it...most guys are lucky to come 6 inches...let alone 360 plus miles... okay...enough on the sex... nope...canna...no wheels... want to...depends on how good the girls look round there... (okay...so i'm getting a little sexist again) why...hmmm...good question... but i really doubt people know the answer... but i won't tell ya anways.....*evil laughter* From: Milo - UAF Academic Computing I can come. I want to, but my girlfriend will probably have something better planned for me that night. (No offense, Royce.) So, all things considered, I may come. (I'll leave you to sort the innuendoes out.) From: The Electronic Messiah Hmm, well I have to check my Sub-Ether Network and see what I will be doing on that day.. Well hmm, looks like I will be Bungee Diveing off the new Eagle River Bridge when a large tractor-truck goes by, then I am off to Arctic Valley to go snowboard on the Triple-Black Diamond runs while chained to a Snow-Cat. Then I am off to the Seward to see if I can swim in the nude to Juneau and back. Then to the hospital where I will be takeing out my Appendix with a razor blade, a bottle of Scotch, and some thread and needle. But nothing is going on around 8 so I guess I will be able to make it, unless my stitches pull out. Then I will make it around 8:05pm. Hmm, Why do I want to go? Well I don't know. Maybe to see Ed Gruberman get booted to the head. "Look, Kent has his name on his car."- Chris "Yeah, My mom does the same thing to my underwear" - Mitch "Your Mom put's licence plates in your underwear? How do you sit?" - Chris. _From 'Real Genius' From: Hardcore Alaskan Yeah, sure, why not. But then again, I live off of Minnesota & Benson and am one of those unfortunate schmucks who can't afford a car. Lessee, you're only about a 7 mile walk from me. I think I could deal with that. [insert smileys to taste] From: Gogo Dodo Subject: Re: IRN Question Vol 2, #8 Friday? Isn't there a hockey game that night? Oh, I'm sorry, thats next week. ________________________________________________________________________________ /// Bob Ferguson (aka Gogo Dodo) /\ Go Seawolves Hockey Made in * /// asrsf@acad2.alaska.edu --/-=\## . ALASKA \XX/ gogododo@freds.cojones.com /____\ Watch Tiny Toons `. I spent three lousy years at Purdue, and all I got was this .signature. : .' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Fred Polsky -- Computer Geek Party? Friday night? I have worked every Friday night since time began that I haven't been sick or otherwise injured. Such as the friday I missed last spring, due to changing the tire on my truck with a teenie little bumper jack. There was this moose in the road nearby, you see, people were coming up to pet it and I was waiting for them to get stomped. As the jack slowly slipped from the bumper, I was thinking to myself, "Them stupid idiots going to get AAAAWWWOWOUWUWOWUOAUOWAUWAOWAUSHITSHITSHITSHIT" Fortunately, the truck bounced after mangling my arm between the wheelwell and teh tire I Was trying to wrestle in there, just long enough for me to back out. I love life. From: Bart (sysadmin@lost.cojones.com) Can I come on Nov 27th? Probably not. Do I want to? Yes Why? Current plan is to do NVG training that night with the intention of getting as many people as many flight hours under goggles in one night as hardware and legal flying limits allow. Not everyone will get recurrent in one night. The hope is to get as many people as many hours as possible to jump-start recurrency training. The problem that we have is hardware, in that 60% of our NVG sets are down for repairs. All of those sets require one or more replacement optical tubes before they are legally servicable. We may or may not recieve replacement tubes in time. We may or may not (likely though) be able to procure sets on loan to cover this. Depending on whether or not this whole thing blows I will or will not be able to attend your party. I will attempt to do so, if it is at all possible. From: Frenchy Well I could come if I was invited and if I was not going to the great alaska shootout that evenign and if I did not find something better to do. Why? because I say so. That is why. From: a sexual innuendo *smile* YES!!!!! of course i want to.. not want to go to a party thrown by royce-me-boy.. sacrelig! *smile* why?! because i'll be in anchorage.. and bringing an old friend.. oh...you meant why do i want to? because royce is sweet.. (*licks lips*) unless he gets too excited.. then he tastes a bit salty.. *wick ed grin* From: Mee and no one else... hmm... you're having a party? maybe I can come... I'm not sure what's happening today, let alone friday... :) I would like to come, because you gave me a certificate for one free neck nuzzle and I want to cash it in!! ;) From: Leprechaun Of all the bizarre questions you have ever asked, this is truly the weirdest. hmmmmmmmmm. But it does require an answer I suppose, answering being one of the requirements for membership in the IRN. Assuming this isn't a trick question. Yes, assuming it is in Anchorage and I know how to get there. Yes, assuming I won't have to do anything I can theoretically be thrown in jail for........ As for the last question, you tell me. Is there a theme? Will it be interesting? Easily bored minds want to know! From: Lorraine Well I would like to but I can't, you live to far away!!!!