#090 ACAD2A::ASRDW1      Tue 12 Nov 1991  08:24:00  (   3/   76) M

From:     Royster
Subject:  Well, how about this one -

(it's about time)

If you met yourself on the street, what would you think?

#093 ACAD2A::ASRDW1      Tue 19 Nov 1991  18:51:09  ( 330/11825) M

From:     Royster

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#01 ACAD2A::ISKKM       Tue 12 Nov 1991  09:48:26  (   9/  522) M

Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

is this the question of the month...if you met your self on the stree
what would you  think???......
   if i did...i would think..."now, there walks a fine specimen...she
is amazing..she is walking in 5 inch stiletto heels in three feet of
snow...isn't she amazing...and those hot pink sateen shorts she has on..
i wonder what the significance of that is...and that steel halter top..
well she must be very well adapted to the environment..."....
 
     I want to really go climb around in the himilaya's...Nepal or bust.

#02 ACAD2A::ASSPC       Tue 12 Nov 1991  09:54:38  (   3/  157) M

From:     the banner says it all
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I don't know what I would think.. proably would see a young man somewhat 
self assured trying to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of 
his life..

#03 ACAD3A::FSJTA       Tue 12 Nov 1991  10:03:41  (   1/   33) M

From:     2+2=5.
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

Did you 'just' crawl out of bed?

#04 ACAD2A::ISTJL       Tue 12 Nov 1991  11:20:16  (   1/   40) M

Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I'd just act normal and talk to myself.

#05 ACAD2A::PSSLA       Tue 12 Nov 1991  12:43:46  (   1/   51) M

From:     Lorraine
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

Interesting, looks like she would be alot of fun !

#06 ACAD3A::FSMCS1      Tue 12 Nov 1991  13:51:34  (   2/  140) M

From:     Milo S. Wilbury, Esq.
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

Well, I'd probably think: "Gee, maybe we should move to the sidewalk, so we 
don't get hit by that truck."  But then again, that's just me.

#07 ACAD2A::FSJJP       Tue 12 Nov 1991  15:06:48  (  11/  258) M F

From:     FEUB and IMKI
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

Well ..if I met myself on the street .. hmmmm
I"d take a gun and kill myself .. hehe

=> #5 ASRDW1        Tue 12 Nov  08:24 

From:     Royster
Subject:  Well, how about this one -

(it's about time)

If you met yourself on the street, what would you think?

#08 ACAD2A::PSLMG       Tue 12 Nov 1991  15:23:23  (   2/   87) M

From:     Mona Lisa (snowhite moved)
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

now that's a deep one!
I'd probably think I would like to get to know myself better...

#09 ACAD2A::ASGAN       Tue 12 Nov 1991  16:42:02  (  12/  802) M

Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I met myself on the street.........Hmmmm
Well, I think that I would get along with myself just fine.  I mean after all
we would have soooooooo much in common.  I think that I would find myself to 
be a descent person, someone I would like to get to know and like (except for
the fact that I already know everything about him that he himself already
knows).
I think that I would find myself to be kind and (a-hem) honest (at least for 
the most part).  I would also find myself to be reserved and analytical (well
everyone has their faults).  I also believe that we would never argue (unless
trying to strengthen my beliefs by playing Devil's Advocate with myself)
because we would share the same beliefs, knowledge, and ideals.  We would
(literally) be the same mind living in two different bodies.

#10 ACAD2A::ASTCR       Tue 12 Nov 1991  16:52:55  (   3/  189) M

From:     the last golfer on earth
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I would ask myself how does that person walk so fast for such a small person?
Why does he always look like he is in a hurry to get somewhere, and why 
does he look so simular to me???!!!!!

#11 ACAD2A::ASMDH       Tue 12 Nov 1991  17:35:26  (  17/  623) M

From:     The Woodmeister
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I met me, poetry would spring to my mind (both of them):
 
A single rose
Shoved up your nose
You lick my toes
While in repose
My mother knows
Where Einstein goes
I'm in the throes
Of melanoma
 
Why?  Because it is probably one of my few truly creative joint efforts
with a friend, and as such, I am immeasurably proud of it, twisted though it
may be.  Therefore, when I saw me, each of me would remember the poem, start
laughing, and go on our merry ways, only to have simultaneous nervous 
breakdowns at a later date, when the concept of the world having to cope with
two of me actually beat its way into my intellect.

#12 ACAD2A::ASBAC       Tue 12 Nov 1991  19:11:06  (   2/  156) M

From:     Knight of Swords
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I met myself upon the street, I'd feel a brief pang of pity for the world.
Then I would giggle maniacly and plot the downfall of sanity everywhere....:)

#13 ACAD2A::ASPAJ       Tue 12 Nov 1991  20:52:42  (   1/   62) M

From:     SILKEN VOICE

I'D JUMP ME, AND START  UCKING THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF MYSELF!!!

#14 ACAD3A::FTWFL       Tue 12 Nov 1991  23:01:27  (   1/   59) M

From:     the Pale Rider
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

 i'd probably think that i had a serious attitude problem.

#15 ACAD2A::FSLAO1      Tue 12 Nov 1991  23:31:17  (   5/  211) M

From:     Linda
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I met myself walking down the street I would think ...WOW!!!!
I am really losing it!!!  *Giggle*
Actually I would think...
Ummm now there goes a friendly person...
Wonder what she is doing on Saturday night.

#16 ACAD2A::ASLAM2      Wed 13 Nov 1991  00:12:02  (   3/  161) M

From:     PBJ
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I met myself, on the street... I would probably think that \
I was nice, sweet, a bit talk-a-tive, but not a bad person.
I'd probably think I had long Hair!!

#17 ACAD2A::ASFJP       Wed 13 Nov 1991  09:14:05  (  10/  466) M

From:     Jabberwokky
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I met myself on the street, what would I think? Really, not enough
information is provided. For instance, is this particular self well-off
or perhaps living from a cardboard box? Perhaps a perfect carbon copy?
Would I realize that it is in fact my very self, or would I just be astonished
at the likeness? And, most importantly, is he brandishing a large caliber
handgun in my general direction? Assuming the latter, I'd waste the fucker.

Ob'Bob': Or kill me.



#18 ACAD2A::ASDAO       Wed 13 Nov 1991  09:50:54  (   5/  192) M

From:     Hacker Dave
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I'd think (for a short time)...
   no....I'm not going to answer this one on the grounds that I
   may incriminate myself!!!!
  
   besides....what's with the introspection-type questions????

#19 ACAD2A::RSJFG       Wed 13 Nov 1991  14:39:03  (   1/   58) M

From:     The Ghost Rider
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I would think, what on earth am *I* on *THIS* street for?

#20 ACAD2A::ASRST       Thu 14 Nov 1991  18:27:50  (   1/  121) M

From:     DARKSIDE COWBOY
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I would be glad I had seen myself so I would know where I was and could be sure I wasn't doing anything I wouldn't do...

#21 ACAD2A::ASBSJ       Thu 14 Nov 1991  20:58:19  (   1/   90) M

From:     Do NOT throw Happy Funn Ball....
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I would think that that guy must be mulling over something or somebody pretty darn hard..

#22 ACAD2A::ASMDP       Fri 15 Nov 1991  19:36:16  (   1/   47) M

From:     Michael
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I think that I would be looking into a mirror.

#23 ACAD2A::FSSPR       Sun 17 Nov 1991  13:58:41  (   1/   33) M

From:     Classic BIFF
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

Gee, I really am schizophrenic!!

#24 ACAD2A::ASGAM       Mon 18 Nov 1991  11:01:26  (   3/  114) M

From:     pineapple
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I met myself on the street, I would think, what a     
beautiful, sexy, charming, wonderful girl!!
(ha, ha...)

#25 ACAD3A::FSCLH       Mon 18 Nov 1991  15:39:12  (   8/  159) M

From:     the deranged lonely queenie

hmm.. 
okay here goes.. 
what would i think of me.. 
pink and fucha and black  
all mixed together in rainbows of light 
and love 
and life a 
and laughter...

#26 ACAD2A::ASJMF       Mon 18 Nov 1991  17:37:18  (  12/  734) M

From:     lady J

From:  Lady J.
Subject:  latest question
What I thought about meeting myself on the street would depend alot on
what I happened to be doing as well as the time of day.  Location could 
also be a key factor.  For example, if I met myself at midnight in the 
parking lot a some Spenard Road bar, I'd probably wonder where I'd gone wrong.
Then again if I met myself in the library on a sunny saturday afternoon, I'd
think that my priorities were totally screwed up.  Hmmmmm Tough question.
If I had to quickly answer this with the first thing off the top of my head
I guess I'd think I was a talkative but cheerful person, somebody I 
wouldn't mind getting to know better, (If that were possible)   THERE HAS TO
BE A BETTER QUESTION!!!!

#27 ACAD2A::ASCWE       Mon 18 Nov 1991  17:44:20  (  15/  952) M

From:     The evil Dr C
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

If I were to meet myself on the street, my faith in the teachings of
"THEY" would be totally destroyed!  You see, THEY tell us that each
individual is unique in the world and bla bla bla. To meet myself
would certainly contest that belief. Unless, of course, I was exper
iencing the result of my interest in time travel and had merely gone
back to give myself the necessary data......Or maybe, I had a twin
brother they never told me about( you know I've always suspected I
was adopted).Oh, you want some sort of opinion on what I'm like?
Well, perhaps I'd think this is a person of ordinary physical
appearance with something not so ordinary (maybe mysterious)kind of
lurking below the surface....something in the eyes that was different,
evasive--like the movement you sometimes see might see out of the corner
of your eye.But if you turn to look, there's nothing there(insert the
sinister music here).
Perhaps I might not think anything at all.....

#28 ACAD3A::FSBSH       Mon 18 Nov 1991  23:00:03  (   1/   75) M

From:     Dr Furter
Subject:  Re: Well, how about this one -

I'd wonder who else would have the audacety to buy a teddy-bear fur parka.

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