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bamaland05a.gif - "We're going to eat your head."
bamaland05b.gif - "Make no sudden moves."
bamaland05c.gif - "... and the next - a maggot munchie."
bamaland05d.gif - "Oh, Bubba ..."
bamaland06a.gif - "No relation, I take it?"
bamaland06b.gif - "A little student affairs humor."
bamaland06c.gif - "... something warm and friendly to snuggle up to at night."
bamaland06d.gif - "He's using you as a homing beacon."
bamaland07a.gif - "I'm going to kill you in your sleep."
bamaland07b.gif - "... in a bizarre freebasing accident."
bamaland07c.gif - "I wish my head wasn't so damn big."
bamaland07d.gif - "Hey, where's the geek?"
bamaland08a.gif - "Do potatoheads float, Joe Bob?"
bamaland08b.gif - "Pleased to meet you, Mr. Leader Type."
bamaland08c.gif - "No time for wimps, boy."
bamaland08d.gif - "Hmm ... if I'm on reeeal good behavior ..."
bamaland09a.gif - "I know you think of me as a crazy but lovable drug-dealing psychopath."
bamaland09b.gif - "Aren't I an angelfood cake head."
bamaland09c.gif - "Don't make me clap the erasers Mrs. Bluglob!"
bamaland09d.gif - "We can take bets on brain embolisms."
bamaland10a.gif - "Drugs! Heroin! In our trunk! A million years in prison!"
bamaland10b.gif - "I think you're missing the basic point here, Skag."
bamaland10c.gif - "Oops. False alarm."
bamaland10d.gif - "Let me guess ... no insurance."
bamaland11a.gif - "Hey Slim, what say we take that shortcut thru the swamp?"
bamaland11b.gif - "In sum: they have no evidence and no case."
bamaland11c.gif - "... and kiddie porn!"
bamaland11d.gif - "Winnie the Pooh and Camus Too"
bamaland12a.gif - "Isn't that a bit grim for ten year olds?"
bamaland12b.gif - "... and start living a normal life again."
bamaland12c.gif - "Where you boys headed?"
bamaland12d.gif - "... just this side of the Bessemer cut-off."
bamaland13a.gif - "Look, a Stuckey's!"
bamaland13b.gif - "Four weeks in jail ... but I'm home."
bamaland13c.gif - "Something is coming to Bamaland."
bamaland13d.gif - "It had kittens, Skag."
bamaland14a.gif - "Born to be bad."
bamaland14b.gif - "That cheap generic crap!"
bamaland14c.gif - "Well here's one of the little ..."
bamaland14d.gif - "Cute fuzzy adorable kittens for free!"
bamaland15a.gif - "Except for Styrofoam?"
bamaland15b.gif - "It's Satanism, roomie."
bamaland15c.gif - "I take it you bargained your soul or some such."
bamaland15d.gif - "Paper bags make everyone's life more convenient."
bamaland16a.gif - "It's gonna be a Live Aid kinda thing."
bamaland16b.gif - "She going for the fish food?"
bamaland16c.gif - "... we must never, ever displease her!"
bamaland16d.gif - "Hey, little guys! It's din-din time!"
bamaland17a.gif - "These are just diet pills ..."
bamaland17b.gif - "Try to imagine a beautiful sunset ..."
bamaland17c.gif - "Eat that geek!"
bamaland17d.gif - "... and whatever you do, don't imagine this welcome mat ... "
bamaland18a.gif - "I'm being eaten by weasels!"
bamaland18b.gif - "Obviously he's a big subconscious fear of yours."
bamaland18c.gif - "I ... I want your forgiveness."
bamaland18d.gif - "You don't want to see the loser I've become."
bamaland19a.gif - "Oh loyal fan ..."
bamaland19b.gif - "How do you expect me to feel?"
bamaland19c.gif - "You've got to live life to its fullest!"
bamaland19d.gif - "Quick, Bubba, tell me what you've learned!"
bamaland20a.gif - "... and no real damage was done."
bamaland20b.gif - "I'm going to see my brother in Selma."
bamaland20c.gif - "He's such a bright kid ..."
bamaland20d.gif - "Yeah ... I thought it would make him more sociable."
bamaland21a.gif - "I think he's speaking a dialect of welcome wear-outish, son."
bamaland21b.gif - "I'm keeping him."
bamaland21c.gif - "I don't care. He's neat."
bamaland21d.gif - "Have you decided on a name yet?"
bamaland22a.gif - "You see, I'm gonna be going into the business world."
bamaland22b.gif - "Well, at least somebody loves me ..."
bamaland22c.gif - "I need to tell you in person."
bamaland22d.gif - "He has a way of taking adversity in stride."
bamaland23a.gif - "Speaking theoretically?"
bamaland23b.gif - "So much for reaching out."
bamaland23c.gif - "... maybe you might want to send some kind of sign."
bamaland23d.gif - "Look out world, here I ..."
bamaland24a.gif - "... but since I've got these guys on the line ..."
bamaland24b.gif - "Everything is going black, am I going to die?"
bamaland24c.gif - "... I am beyond the reach of his evil influence."
bamaland24d.gif - "... I'm sure it's obscene, outrageous, or depraved."
bamaland25a.gif - "Yeah, it's concept album."
bamaland25b.gif - "Well, the guy from Tusk likes it."
bamaland25c.gif - "Registration sucks."
bamaland25d.gif - "I fixed up a special little something for you."
bamaland26a.gif - "So much for the good citizenship theory."
bamaland26b.gif - "How will this affect our fish food?"
bamaland26c.gif - "You're ... you're mocking me, aren't you?"
bamaland26d.gif - "What more could possibly go wrong?"
bamaland27a.gif - "Oh rats! It's Death. What a bummer."
bamaland27b.gif - "This is all pretty disillusioning."
bamaland27c.gif - "I don't want to seem rude, but are you here for me?!"
bamaland27d.gif - "I can't imagine a worse nightmare than a visit from Death itself ..."
bamaland28a.gif - "Mr. Skag! My syringe is jammed!"
bamaland28b.gif - "But you know, flashbacks are harmless."
bamaland28c.gif - "It's a metaphor for the imperialist oppression of the third world."
bamaland28d.gif - "... I've got a pretty good conception of what your video should be."
bamaland29a.gif - "Men are Weak and Worthless Leeches."
bamaland29b.gif - "I got a bad feeling about this, guys!"
bamaland29c.gif - "... he'll never play the guitar again."
bamaland29d.gif - "... who's gonna finish the video?"
bamaland30a.gif - "You boys won't be makin' no por-no-gra-phic tape, will ya?"
bamaland30b.gif - "All my life I wanted to just be an accountant ..."
bamaland30c.gif - "Time to trim the carpet, roomie."
bamaland30d.gif - "Norman Bippy. That sounds like an excellent roommate."
bamaland31a.gif - "No, Skag! You can't be my roommate!"
bamaland31b.gif - "I'm just so darned doomed."
bamaland31c.gif - "I can't let what he does get to me."
bamaland31d.gif - "Booker T. Washington Vol 1: The Early Years"
bamaland32a.gif - "I feel an impromptu haiku coming on."
bamaland32b.gif - "Ooooo! I'll start heating the Vaseline!"
bamaland32c.gif - "Thousands and thousands and thousands of Twinkies!"
bamaland32d.gif - "Hey geek-brain! Get a move on!"
bamaland33a.gif - "That's the final straw."
bamaland33b.gif - "So basically U.P.S. are just pretending to be police, right?"
bamaland33c.gif - "Roomie, remember when I borrowed your car last week ..."
bamaland33d.gif - "Mutants."
bamaland34a.gif - "I sure hope he can't read the truth in my ey -"
bamaland34b.gif - "Due process?"
bamaland34c.gif - "Sex squids represent all the dreams and aspirations ..."
bamaland34d.gif - "Yeah ... that's when the existential angst began to sink in."
bamaland35a.gif - "It's just not the same without Reg."
bamaland35b.gif - "For a moment I actually thought Kip was real."
bamaland35c.gif - "Kip! Kip! What is the frequency?"
bamaland35d.gif - "Luck be a lady tonight ..."
bamaland36a.gif - "... you Incan mud goddess of love!"
bamaland36b.gif - "Is my life so dull, so boring ..."
bamaland36c.gif - "Chemicals are a-percolatin'!"
bamaland36d.gif - "Why, we're just inhabitants of your brain."
bamaland37a.gif - "I could have been a contender instead of a veg which is what I am."
bamaland37b.gif - "Uh ... Bubba, I found this in the hall."
bamaland37c.gif - "You look like you could use a drink."
bamaland37d.gif - "We have to look in the bag!"
bamaland38a.gif - "Thus endeth the joyous interlude."
bamaland38b.gif - "I don't want to play this damn guitar!"
bamaland38c.gif - "What ever happened to E.T. ..."
bamaland38d.gif - "You left a crewman behind?! You moron!"
bamaland39a.gif - "A small lonely Earthboy befriends you."
bamaland39b.gif - "... by monitoring their transmissions."
bamaland39c.gif - "What's your friend sticking in his arm?"
bamaland39d.gif - "Thank you for supporting the Reagan contra initiative."
bamaland40a.gif - "No such thing as Santa - are you serious?"
bamaland40b.gif - "Being good has nothing to do with it, Mikey."
bamaland40c.gif - "Mr. Skag, could I talk to you?"
bamaland40d.gif - "You know what epistemology is?"
bamaland41a.gif - "Aha! Healthy skepticism."
bamaland41b.gif - "Wow. Neato."
bamaland41c.gif - "Take me to the Baskin-Robbins in the McFarland Mall."
bamaland41d.gif - "Relax, Mikey. These are Flintsone Quaaludes."
bamaland42a.gif - "I may have made a couple of slight dosage miscalculations, roomie."
bamaland42b.gif - "Relax, roomie. I think my drug treatment program was a success."
bamaland42c.gif - "But this guy was a loon."
bamaland42d.gif - "All this worrying over nothing ..."
bamaland43a.gif - "I'm pond scum."
bamaland43b.gif - "Does lowering inhibitions lower responsibility?"
bamaland43c.gif - "I know it's just my job to answer the phones here ..."
bamaland43d.gif - "Since you came to me and confessed I'm just going to ..."
bamaland44a.gif - "I still have faith in you, Dr. Biff!"
bamaland44b.gif - "I got me a thirteen-year-old daughter named Cindy Lou."
bamaland44c.gif - "Oh yes. He's so nice and fun loving."
bamaland44d.gif - "So what they obviously need is a human beat box."
bamaland45a.gif - "It's another E.T.!"
bamaland45b.gif - "Well, here I am on Earth."
bamaland45c.gif - "Luncheon Meats?"
bamaland45d.gif - "This is not going to be pretty."
bamaland46a.gif - "I'm so incorrigible."
bamaland46b.gif - "I just love those cute little bears."
bamaland46c.gif - "Shut up, you pig!"
bamaland46d.gif - "So, farewell, blue Earth."
bamaland47a.gif - "I wonder if I could just will my own death?"
bamaland47b.gif - "Yep. I'm a carnivore."
bamaland47c.gif - "I am a Messenger of God."
bamaland47d.gif - "Or is God just a bimbo?"
bamaland48a.gif - "Oooo! Is that my stomach growling?"
bamaland48b.gif - "I have become an uberfish."
bamaland48c.gif - "I didn't lose faith in you, Oh Supreme Being!"
bamaland48d.gif - "And here I am being rewarded for my faith."
bamaland49a.gif - "Hey, why not a sub-atomic physicist?"
bamaland49b.gif - "I'll never work again."
bamaland49c.gif - "I wonder if Skag's home."
bamaland49d.gif - "Oh no! We've run out of pork flavored body oil!"
bamaland50a.gif - "I converted your bunk into a "Lil' Opium Den"."
bamaland50b.gif - "Fate is a bastard."
bamaland50c.gif - "... take into account your overall performance at this university."
bamaland50d.gif - "You've ruined my life, Skag!"
bamaland51a.gif - "I wonder where my roomie is."
bamaland51b.gif - "It's hard to imagine myself sinking any deeper."
bamaland51c.gif - "... your intimate sense of moral imperative."
bamaland51d.gif - "I think it's one of those generic discount truths."
bamaland52a.gif - "What a sponge-cake head."


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