- Oh Christmas Tree
- "Oh Christmas Tree, Oh
Christmas Tree,"
- "Your branches are inviting
me."
- "I'll climb real high, above
the room."
- "I'll dominate, and then I'll
zoom."
- "Oh Christmas Tree, Oh
Christmas Tree,"
- "Your needles really tickle
me!"
- Up On The Cage Top
- "Up on the cage top,"
- "Food I seek,"
- "Thrown there by a mad
Caique."
- "Bits of spaghetti,"
- "Pretty Bird, too,"
- "And a lump of greenish
goo."
- Brawwwk The Hungry Parrots Sing
- "Brawwwk the hungry parrots
sing,"
- "Here's our list of treats to
bring."
- "Chunks of fruit and
vegetables nigh,"
- "And a piece of pizza
pie."
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- Oh Come All Ye Hybrids
- "Oh come all ye
hybrids,"
- "Ye mixtures and ye
crossbreeds."
- "Oh come ye, oh come
ye,"
- "Chaotic DNA"
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- I'm Dreaming Of A Bright
Christmas
- "I'm dreaming of a bright
Christmas."
- "Full spectrum lighting all
aglow."
- "Psittacines do need
this,"
- "For vitamin-D
synthesis,"
- "Birds need more photons,
don't you know."
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- Away In A Nest Box
- "Away in a nest box,"
- "Pine chips for a bed,"
- "A little lone
Ringneck,"
- "Lays down his sweet
head."
- "A mouse from the
meadow,"
- "Tried to join in this
space,"
- "But Mom and Dad
Ringneck"
- "Just chewed off his
face."
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- Pepper Claws Is Coming To Town
- "He's charging my hand,"
- "He's biting it twice!"
- "Kodiak says: 'Aww, that's
not nice!'"
- "Pepper Claws is coming to
town."
- "He's always on a diet."
- "He's grumpy, that's a
fact."
- "But he's been known to sing
a song,"
- "While swinging in a
sack!"
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- Jungle Belles
- "Rubbing on my perch,"
- "Is no way to
procreate,"
- "I want a willing hen,"
- "Please be here by
eight!"
- "My hormones are
inflamed,"
- "The nest box is all
right,"
- "Come sing a bawdy birdy
song,"
- "And boink with me
tonight!"
- "Ohhh, Jungle Belles, Jungle
Belles,"
- "Let's go all the way,"
- "Do the Dance of Joy with
me"
- "And lay some eggs today,
HEY!"
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