Moose Jokes
What has four legs and flies?
A Moose-quito!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose be time for another joke!
What do Alaskans celebrate every December?
Chris-Moose!
Who makes up Alaskan nursery rhymes?
Mother Moose!
Who is the most famous Alaskan cartoon character?
Mickey Moose!
What holiday plant do Alaskans kiss under?
Moosel-toe!
Who is the "Father of the North Country"?
George Moosington.
What do you call a sleeping male moose?
A bull-dozer!
Why do moose have such big antlers?
For better radio reception. They're moosic lovers.
Jokes from the Alaska Joke Book for Kids!
by Jeff Brown
From Gemini:
What do you call it when someone goes on a pointless search all over Alaska?
A wild moose chase!
What do you call someone who acts foolish in Alaska?
A silly moose.
And isn't there a John Steinbeck story called, "Of Moose and Men"?
And another famous story about "The Three Moosketeers"?