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VRMLSite Expedition Discovers Life on Mars!
In the wake of  the recent announcement by scientists of the  discovery of an asteroid indicating 
that the possibility that life exists on Mars, Aereal Inc. and VRMLSite recently mounted an
expediton to send a VRML camera to the red planet to check out the claims. Viewing the footage
sent back to Earth, Adrian Scott, CEO and founder of Aereal said "Who would have thought? But
the camera  doesn't lie!"
In related news, NASA has announced their own craft will be landing on Mars soon to check out 
these claims. A NASA spokesman said "VRML is a new and unproven technology. We are 
waiting to see what our lander sends back before making any comments on this."
Woman Delivers 500 Pound Alien Baby!