Christmas in the Greatland

There's colors on the street

red green and blue

people shufflin their feet

people polishing their shoes

There's a moose in the road

Gonna end up dead

don't feel like shopping and there's two days left

charlie's playing drums and were gonna go deaf

Its' christmas in the greatland

I see a santa in the night

with a can of spam

and the northern light

and a garbage can

he goes to park a sleigh and he's gonna get hit

he's walking down lake otis and he's pretty lit

there's one more kid that'll never get a toy

never get a new beanie baby

or a new game boy

we got a day thats always night

in a frozen land

we got a kinder gentler machine gun hand

we got department stores and toilet paper

we got husky dogs and father rapers

we got a man of the people been indighted twice

and they're gonna find out if he was naughty or nice