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Wrap-up

When asked if I’d do this again, I would answer, without hesitation, that I would not. The trip was long. By the time the end was near, I was more than ready to get back to a normal life.

Once back at work, it didn’t take a full day before the ride began to look better and better. By the end of a week, I had forgotten the intolerable heat, the endless hills, the humidity, the traffic, living in a tent, using porta-potties, and never being comfortable because it was wet, or hot, or cold, or windy or . . .

I would remember the scenery. I would remember the people I met along the way. I would remember the hours of enjoyable riding, stopping for root-beer floats and farm fresh fruit. I would remember enjoying my contact nature. I would remember mountains and valleys, river canyons and forests of the west. I would remember the bad lands, the lush green of Pennsylvania, and the misty mountains in Maryland, the back county roads in Ohio.

Would I do it again. No, I would not repeat this ride. But I would do something a little more on my terms. I would take rides that are 2-3 weeks long. I would go on my route, and I’d have my agenda. I would be able to stop for a couple of days in an enjoyable area. I would go at my pace. And, I’d have good coffee each morning, and the pace would allow me to savor that cup of coffee. That would be the life.

 Miscellaneous Ramblings:

My leg muscles have been sore for days from the intense climbing during the next to the last day of the ride. I guess that proves that I had been taking it too easy the days and weeks before. I had reached an acceptable level of performance that got me across the relatively flat mid-west. It was not good enough to get me though the Appalachians without pain.

If I had to do this again, I would not take along the computer. I had a lot of tools and gear with me on the bike, adding about 25 to 30 pounds that I packed up every hill and mountain on the trip. I am going to experiment with minimum weight. Of course, the computer, digital camera, and e-mail were all part of the planned trip, but my next trip, wherever it is, will be different.

I lost over 15 pounds on the trip. A couple of more trips like this, and I’ll be at my ideal weight.


 The Camp Pallotta Song
by Welmoed Sisson
Performed at the GTE Big Ride Talent Show
July 30, 1998 in Flintstone, MD

 

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Pallotte

The mosquitos are a-bitin'
And last week my tent was nearly struck by lightnin'

I don't want to much concern ya
But I did get hypothermia
And here's good news: it was scary,
But the camp flu wasn't really dysentery!

(chorus) Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Rescue me from Camp Pallotta
Can't you see, they want to make me
Ride a double century!

It's been hell; the other riders
Ride so well, they're never saggers
I'm so glum because I haven't
Even made it to Pit One!

We've had roads that were quite hilly
And the Rockies were quite chilly
All the traffic is unnerving
Every passing dump truck sends us all a-swerving

My derailleur is a-jingling
And my fingers are a-tingling
My front tire has a big dent
But my saddle sore's responding well to treatment!

(chorus) Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Rescue me from Camp Pallotta
Can't you see, the semi drivers
All want to run over me

My poor bike is really creaking
Wish I'd bought a triple chainring
I am sure I will be needing
Knee replacement surgery!

South Dakota had the prairies
And Wisconsin had the dairies
I'm so sick of all the farm scenes;
This whole country lives on corn, wheat, cheese and soybeans!

They say hydrate or you will die
But the potties are not nearby
All the meals are quite fantastic
I'm so glad my bike shorts have lots of elastic!

(chorus) Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Rescue me from Dan Pallotta
Can't you see, this ride has really
Taken so much out of me

But I've made so many new friends
Wish this ride was not at an end
Can it be, we're all about to
Ride in Washington D.C.?

Wait a minute, it's not raining
No one's bitching or complaining
There's no gravel on this bike trail
Muddah Faddah kindly disregard this e-mail!

 All pictures and text (c) 1998 by Bill Peterson, Anchorage, Alaska, except the "Camp Pallota Song".

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